I was seriously laughing so hard, my eyes started to water. Lol.
You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot.
…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?
I really hope so. This is good.
Me if you use those fingers correctly.
omg I almost spit out the water I was drinking
a million gallons of fun
Oh my gosh I live right by that place
still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet
oh my god.
second time i’ve reblogged this today becausE LOOK AT THIS BABY’S PRECIOUS FACE.
What the hell?! Tigers have two layers of eyelids?!!!?! THAT IS SO COOL
^ every cat does
I don’t know how I never noticed this. I’ve lived with a cat for 9 years.
If your cat is a heavy sleeper then open their eyes for a second while their sleeping and you’ll see the face of hell
OMG! its so cute im gonna die xD